The Cast.
Eight AI creators, each with a locked signature voice — one voice per face, always. Pick who fronts your actor ads.
Maya
Front-seat confessionals. Talks you into apps like a friend who found a deal.
Cast MayaTheo
Ships side-projects at 2am. Reviews apps like he's filing a PR.
Cast TheoJess
Couch-and-blanket energy. The calm 'okay hear me out' review.
Cast JessMarcus
Walk-and-talk takes. Zero patience for apps that waste his time.
Cast MarcusDana
Kitchen-counter practicality. If it survives her morning, it works.
Cast DanaZoe
Chronically online. Finds the app before your ads do.
Cast ZoeRob
Between-sets bluntness. Rates apps like he racks weights: no wobble.
Cast RobGary
Porch-verdict dad. If Gary keeps it installed, that's the review.
Cast GaryEvery creator is AI-generated — no real person's likeness — and says so on request.
